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youalltookmyurl:

i think i’m a banana.

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Sand, under a 250x microscope

file under things that make me want to cry about the magnificence of the world

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sexhaver:

two sick horses evaluating an orb

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vilepup:

"like" if humans are bad but deserve pity, "reblog" if humans deserve no mercy and must die out

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lacigreen:

i’ve worked with a lot of universities that use the “consent is sexy” motto, and i get why they do it (it’s a marketing thing).  but i do think it downplays the absolute necessity of consent.  consent isn’t important because it makes things sexier.  it’s important because it prevents rape.

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foxdear:

pumpkinradish:

foxdear:

How to spot a nerd: See if they’re wearing this, then take their lunch money

I think you meant, then see if they want to have an in-depth conversation about it. Because taking their lunch money makes you a bully.

And being a bully makes you an asshole.

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how to get hot girls to beat me up

stinkyhat:

"well SOME cops are good"

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how to pick up CHICKS!!

eggeworth:

  • cup your hands around them protectively
  • lift them from the ground
  • gently kiss their fuzzy heads
  • say “peep peep” calmingly so as not to be pecked
  • peep peep

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dreamlayers:

sharingneedles:

if you just go by first name my number is one god bless !! what’s urs

I got 7 .. weirdly on point

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